Why donate?

         Don't you ever walk out into the streets of New York or San Francisco and see a poor soul like this one and know that he is hungry? Here is what you should ask yourself now: Why aren't you giving him money?
         I'm not saying you aren't. All I'm saying is that hundreds of people around the world can't bear to see a man slowly die on the streets without food. Why, 6,000,000,000 people in the world I sometimes feel is a small number. Imagine a life where all the homeless people in the world suddenly were given a free home, and a caring wife. And soon, those two makers of life, those forever turtledoves, had lots of children. Within at least 10 years, thanks to those used-to-be souls in distress, the population will be enormous, more pairs of best friends and lovebirds will be made, and maybe even the bigger population could help that little restaurant of yours make more money, and more customers.
        So the next time you see a soul running out of time on Earth, remember to give him that extra tip that man gave you at Elephant Bar for being a good waiter.